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- Asked your age your answer "25 to 54."
- You don't allow your in-laws over for Christmas because they've been to two similar groups in the past 12 months.
- Your opening line at the singles bar is "This will only take a few minutes."
- Your love life includes skip patterns.
- You serve mystery dishes to your family to see if they can figure out what they are. (And they can't!)
- For your Friday-night date you ask three people out for one to show.
- You find yourself recording friends' conversations verbatim.
- You ask your friends, "Please clarify what you mean by 'I'm annoying'?"
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